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# Patron Saint of Procedurals
- URL: https://mindovermechanism.com/fun-patron-saint-of-procedurals/
- Published: 2026-03-22T05:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-14T08:47:42.000Z
- Description: A little nonsense verse/ditty about a hero from my youth.
- Author: Peter Merrens
- Tags: Fun, Poetry

> Jack Lord in heav'n. On channel seven.  
> Tikis wear nothing but hula,  
> Saintly team hums eternal theme,  
> As angels flash plenty of moola.  
>  
> Oh Lord, serene on seventies screen,  
> Cod Hawaii, everlasting,  
> Many a night of island delight,  
> Brylcreemed king of typecasting.  
>  
> He stands proud in aloha shroud,  
> Lei in hand — high five-o!  
> We love you, Jack, you had our back,  
> Book him in, St Danno.